I don’t know what it is about most chicks around Christmas but they go fucking bonkers. If you want to save yourself a lot of the Christmas dating bullshit stick to online babes like Jade Parker. I joined PLayWithJade38H.com during the summer and have been loving every minute of it. Its almost like having a virtual BBW girlfriend online.

Jade Parker

The kind that will get you off any time you want but you don’t have to put up with any shit. She doesn’t require constant talking on the phone and she doesn’t give a shit if you clean your apartment. As long as you bring a hard cock you and Jade will get along famously.